Here is some 666 humor for your enjoyment:
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666 Biblical Number of the Beast
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660 Approximate Number of the Beast
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DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast
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665 Number of the Beast's Older Brother
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667 Number of the Beast's Younger Sister
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664 or 668 Number of the Beast's Next-Door Neighbors
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999 Number of the Australian Beast
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333 Number of the Semi-Beast (also "Halfway to Hell")
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66 Number of the Downsized Beast
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6, uh..., I forget Number of the Blond Beast
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666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
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665.9997856 Number of the Beast on a Pentium
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0.666 Number of the Millibeast
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X / 666 Beast Common Denominator
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0.00150150... Reciprocal of the Beast
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-666 Opposite of the Beast
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666i Imaginary Number of the Beast
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6.66 x 102 Scientific Notation of the Beast
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25.8069758... Square Root of the Beast
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443556 Square of the Beast
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1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast
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1232 Octal of the Beast
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29A Hexidecimal of the Beast
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2.8235 Log of the Beast
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6.5913 Ln of the Beast
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1.738 x 10289 Anti-Log of the Beast
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00666 Zip Code of the Beast
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666@hell.org E-mail Address of the Beast
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www.666.com Website of the Beast
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1-666-666-6666 Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
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1-866-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast
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(which could also be written 18-666-666-666!)
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1-900-666-6666 Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
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Only $6.66 per minute! (Must be over 6+6+6 years old!)
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666-66-6666 Social Security Number of the Beast
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Form 10666 Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
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66.6% Tax Rate of the Beast
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6.66% 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
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($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)
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$666/hr Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer
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$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast
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$710.36 Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax
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$769.95 Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
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$656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)
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$55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments
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Phillips 666 Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)
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Route 666 Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)
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666 mph Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway
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6-6-6 Fertilizer of the Beast
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666 lb cap Weight Limit of the Beast
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666 Minutes Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from
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Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)
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666o F Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"
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666k Retirement Plan of the Beast
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666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
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Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
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Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast
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Windows 666 Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System
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#666666 Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table, no kidding!)
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i66686 CPU of the Beast
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666-I BMW of the Beast
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IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast
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Formula 666 All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
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WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast
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DSM-666 (rev) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
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66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast
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666 KHz AM Radio Station of the Beast
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66 for 6 A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)
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6 for 66 Bowling Figures of the Beast
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6/6/6 Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)
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